The Eighth Page

College Survey

With all of the excitement and tears surrounding College Counseling, the College Counseling Office (CCO) is implementing a survey for all Uppers. Uppers, your college counselors would like to get to know you better to help you through the college process and to help you avoid getting your dreams crushed and/or extremely crushed. Please fill out this survey in the next four minutes, and the CCO will be in touch with you. Responses should be 1200-1500 words for each question.

1. Which is your least favorite color of the fruit-flavored loops in Paresky Commons?

2. Why didn’t the world end in 2012?

3. Describe yourself in zero words.

4. How tall are you in miles?

5. Do you prefer spaghetti or linguini?

6. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

7. What is your ninth favorite letter of the alphabet?

8. What is your grandmother’s favorite vowel?

9. Why do they put holes in crackers?

10. When you were born, which eye did you open first?

11. If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you want to be coated in?

12. Would you rather sweat gravy mustard or cry hot sauce?

13. Would you rather have legs for fingers or fingers for legs?